BrokeWhatsis Mountain?

January 31, 2006 | Filed Under Uncategorized |

Overheard on the Range…

Johnny–”Hey, Bo. Seen that Brokebusiness Mountin’ yesterdee.”

Bo–”Howdija like it, Johnny?”

Johnny–”So, turns out it ain’t much of a cowboy movie.”

Bo–”How’s that, pard?”

Johnny–”Well, there’s these here fellers that take a fancy ta each other and they get all squishy and meely mouthed. They go a rompin’ all over the range together like calicos.”

Bo–”Ya sayin they’s like them Gay fellers? Yer, right, that ain’t much of a cowboy movie.”

Johnny–”Well, it ain’t the fag part that is so ridiculous. See, I was told these here fellers was cowboys.”

Bo–”Yeah?”

Johnny–”Turns out they’re SHEEP HERDERS!”

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