

BrokeWhatsis Mountain?
January 31, 2006 | Filed Under Uncategorized | Comments Off
Overheard on the Range…
Johnny–”Hey, Bo. Seen that Brokebusiness Mountin’ yesterdee.”
Bo–”Howdija like it, Johnny?”
Johnny–”So, turns out it ain’t much of a cowboy movie.”
Bo–”How’s that, pard?”
Johnny–”Well, there’s these here fellers that take a fancy ta each other and they get all squishy and meely mouthed. They go a rompin’ all over the range together like calicos.”
Bo–”Ya sayin they’s like them Gay fellers? Yer, right, that ain’t much of a cowboy movie.”
Johnny–”Well, it ain’t the fag part that is so ridiculous. See, I was told these here fellers was cowboys.”
Bo–”Yeah?”
Johnny–”Turns out they’re SHEEP HERDERS!”

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